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By Amy Lewis 

Dear Amy,

My neighbor has started a home beekeeping hobby, and while I’m all for saving the bees, they’ve decided to put the hive right next to my backyard. Now I can’t go outside without feeling like I’m in a Hitchcock movie, dodging flying invaders. I’ve tried to drop hints, but they don’t seem to get it. How do I convince them to move their bees somewhere else without causing drama?

Sincerely, Buzzed Out

Dear Buzzed Out,

Oh, the opportunities here are endless! First, take up a hobby of your own, like wasp-keeping. Nothing says “subtle message” like releasing a swarm of their natural enemies into the airspace. If bees are buzzing your way, let them know wasps can buzz back.

If that feels too extreme, take a less confrontational approach by dressing up as a beekeeper every time you go into your yard. Full suit, netted hat, the works. When your neighbor asks why, tell them you were inspired by their dedication to pollinators but tragically discovered you’re highly allergic to bee stings. 

Keep this up until they feel so guilty, they move the hive voluntarily.

Or, go full espionage mode. Sneak over one night, carefully relocate the hive to a new spot farther from your yard, and leave a heartfelt, anonymous note thanking them for their thoughtful decision to move it. If they notice the hive is gone, feign ignorance and wonder aloud if bees can spontaneously develop wanderlust.

But if you want to maintain friendly neighbor relations, start with a friendly conversation. Your neighbor might not realize how close the hive is to your yard or how uncomfortable it makes you. Be honest about your concerns, and frame it as a collaborative discussion rather than a demand. They may be able to move the hive to a more mutually agreeable location or even install barriers — a fence, a hedge or windblown vegetation — to keep the bees’ flight paths higher and away from your yard. 

Also, it’s important to educate yourself about bees. They are typically docile and unlikely to sting unless provoked. If the hive placement truly becomes unmanageable, consider contacting a local beekeeping association for advice or mediation. But remember, maintaining a positive relationship with your neighbor is key. A little goodwill and understanding can keep the peace and maybe even score you some free honey.

Best of bad advice,

Amy